Butbitsom is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, emotional
wolf.
Butbitsom created Africa six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Butbitsom, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Butbitsom, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Butbitsom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Butbitsom's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never go into cyan rooms.
3. Never skip in the presence of dogs.
4. Always help snakes.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.