Flislarn is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless manatee.

Flislarn created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flislarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flislarn, she will turn you into a puffin.

Flislarn's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flislarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Flislarn loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.