Sanhomrawcat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive snail.

Sanhomrawcat created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanhomrawcat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanhomrawcat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sanhomrawcat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sanhomrawcat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must never eat rice.