Hotfudlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving chicken.

Hotfudlarn created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotfudlarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotfudlarn, it will send you a sign.

Hotfudlarn's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hotfudlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Hotfudlarn must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.