Badbabfar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing scorpion.

Badbabfar created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Badbabfar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badbabfar, he will manifest in front of you.

Badbabfar's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Badbabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Hide if eight ducks approach from the west.

5. Always help sick dogs.