Binkenvig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, narcissistic jackal.

Binkenvig created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binkenvig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binkenvig, he will not care.

Binkenvig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Binkenvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Binkenvig on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.