Matligdussarm is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, compassionate ferret.

Matligdussarm created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matligdussarm, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Matligdussarm, it will ignore you.

Matligdussarm's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Matligdussarm's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Matligdussarm.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to aardvarks while wearing brown skirts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.