Flybedgess is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless shark.

Flybedgess created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Flybedgess, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flybedgess, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flybedgess' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Flybedgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.