Disskaphat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless hyena.

Disskaphat created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Disskaphat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Disskaphat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Disskaphat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Disskaphat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Disskaphat first in all things.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.