Neltanyokgep is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest lizard.

Neltanyokgep created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Neltanyokgep, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Neltanyokgep, he will turn you into a frog.

Neltanyokgep's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Neltanyokgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Pray towards the east.