Flampopnel Vinbabweg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental fox.

Flampopnel Vinbabweg created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flampopnel Vinbabweg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flampopnel Vinbabweg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flampopnel Vinbabweg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flampopnel Vinbabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not sing in public.