Botdodbass is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring wasp.

Botdodbass created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botdodbass, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botdodbass, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Botdodbass' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Botdodbass' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Botdodbass in the centre of the settlement.