Popbapfar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective dryad.

Popbapfar created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popbapfar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Popbapfar, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Popbapfar's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Popbapfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing pink trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Never think about nebulae.