Hogstragabgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, competent aardvark.

Hogstragabgil created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogstragabgil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hogstragabgil, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hogstragabgil's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hogstragabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing gray jumpers.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.