Gentonkomin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome swallow.

Gentonkomin created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gentonkomin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gentonkomin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gentonkomin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gentonkomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to great tits while wearing jumpers.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Pray towards the west.