Gentonkomin is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome
swallow.
Gentonkomin created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gentonkomin, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gentonkomin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Gentonkomin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Gentonkomin's Holy Commandments1. Never feed melons to great tits while wearing jumpers.
2. Never think about enzymes.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
5. Pray towards the west.