Lablimmum is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic
hydra.
Lablimmum created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lablimmum, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Lablimmum, it will turn you into a goat.
Lablimmum's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Lablimmum's Holy Commandments1. Never chant in the presence of hamsters.
2. Never wear boots.
3. You must pray to Lablimmum nine times a day.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Lablimmum in the centre of the settlement.