Yikmetnar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental chinchilla.

Yikmetnar created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikmetnar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikmetnar, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yikmetnar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yikmetnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow shirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.