Cipdibsas is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, annoying wyrm.

Cipdibsas created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipdibsas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cipdibsas, she will not care.

Cipdibsas' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cipdibsas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Cipdibsas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never laugh near horses.

5. Never talk about planets.