Podcudpak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, generous capybara.

Podcudpak created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Podcudpak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podcudpak, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Podcudpak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Podcudpak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan snails, for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed parsnips to nematodes while wearing corsets.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.