Xinkikjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent narwhal.

Xinkikjarn created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinkikjarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xinkikjarn, she will strike you with lightening.

Xinkikjarn's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Xinkikjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always help birds.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.