Bastcudgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless fly.

Bastcudgep created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Bastcudgep, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bastcudgep, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bastcudgep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bastcudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bastcudgep.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Bastcudgep loves frogs, so they must be respected.
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