Cebcadcum is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying
crocodile.
Cebcadcum created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cebcadcum, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cebcadcum, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Cebcadcum's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Cebcadcum's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about electromagnetism.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. You must pray to Cebcadcum eight times a day.
4. Always look after injured rats.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.