Bassfedzan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered hippopotamus.

Bassfedzan created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfedzan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bassfedzan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bassfedzan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bassfedzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to porpoises while wearing fawn tights.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Bassfedzan loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bassfedzan.