Ceppopfom is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, selfish
tapir.
Ceppopfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Ceppopfom, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ceppopfom, it will destroy your favourite star.
Ceppopfom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Ceppopfom's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Put Ceppopfom first in all things.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.