Ceppopfom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish tapir.

Ceppopfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ceppopfom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ceppopfom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ceppopfom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ceppopfom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Put Ceppopfom first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.