Tafjapzed is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, unfair
jackal.
Tafjapzed created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tafjapzed, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tafjapzed, he will think nothing of it.
Tafjapzed's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Tafjapzed's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Hide if six pigs approach from the north.
4. Always help gulls in need.
5. Always look after injured doves.