Kimfudyam is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, conceited
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Kimfudyam created the Sun six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimfudyam, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Kimfudyam, it will ignore you.
Kimfudyam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Kimfudyam's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.