Pangtun Nulltarghadfas
is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful
gorilla
.
Pangtun Nulltarghadfas
created dark matter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Pangtun Nulltarghadfas
, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Pangtun Nulltarghadfas
, she will turn you into a snail.
Pangtun Nulltarghadfas'
most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Pangtun Nulltarghadfas' Holy Commandments
1. Never paint your feet fawn.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never mention gulls.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Always wear indigo.
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