Manhonwat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless hydra.

Manhonwat created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manhonwat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Manhonwat, he will not care at all.

Manhonwat's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Manhonwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to voles while wearing jumpers.

2. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing indigo boots and balancing three zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.