Bellhigstan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil dugong.

Bellhigstan created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Bellhigstan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellhigstan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bellhigstan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bellhigstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Always help squirrels.