Wadvabvan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic swallow.

Wadvabvan created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Wadvabvan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wadvabvan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wadvabvan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wadvabvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near grasshopers.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadvabvan.

3. Put Wadvabvan first in all things.

4. You must love Wadvabvan.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.