Stragxemveencut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced lion.

Stragxemveencut created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragxemveencut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stragxemveencut, it will destroy your favourite star.

Stragxemveencut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Stragxemveencut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise tights.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.