Sombapnak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless butterfly.

Sombapnak created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sombapnak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sombapnak, it will turn you into a rat.

Sombapnak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sombapnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Never think about asteroids.
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