Hababjap Didnakboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical hare.

Hababjap Didnakboss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hababjap Didnakboss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hababjap Didnakboss, he will remove you from existence.

Hababjap Didnakboss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Hababjap Didnakboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hababjap Didnakboss.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing magenta kilts and balancing seven copper spheres on your feet.

5. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.
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