Veddutnur is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental
finch.
Veddutnur created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veddutnur, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Veddutnur, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Veddutnur's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Veddutnur's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing fawn scarves and balancing five zinc spheres on your hands.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Run away from purple capybaras, for they are unholy.