Toflanfumhit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful eagle.

Toflanfumhit created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Toflanfumhit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Toflanfumhit, she will be very unhappy.

Toflanfumhit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Toflanfumhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always help otters.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Toflanfumhit.

5. You must love Toflanfumhit.