Gebdubfumhom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful horse.

Gebdubfumhom created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Gebdubfumhom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gebdubfumhom, she will manifest in front of you.

Gebdubfumhom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gebdubfumhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing green stockings.