Yoksakster is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, amazing guinea pig.

Yoksakster created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoksakster, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yoksakster, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yoksakster's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yoksakster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.