Davmittom is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing raccoon.

Davmittom created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Davmittom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davmittom, he will be very sad.

Davmittom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Davmittom's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Davmittom.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Davmittom first in all things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from black moths, for they are unholy.