Cencumbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous porpoise.

Cencumbog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cencumbog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cencumbog, he will torture you forever.

Cencumbog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cencumbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing white coats.

2. Never wear black skirts.

3. Do not take Cencumbog's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must love Cencumbog.