Nak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent ferret.

Nak created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nak, it will come to you in dreams.

Nak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing gray jumpers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your feet.

4. Put Nak first in all things.

5. Hide from purple capybaras for they are unholy.