Jentaphun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet hare.

Jentaphun created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jentaphun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jentaphun, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jentaphun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jentaphun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three capybaras approach from the east.

2. Never wear white scarves.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not kill monkeys.