Fasnellgub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast otter.

Fasnellgub created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasnellgub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fasnellgub, she will manifest in front of you.

Fasnellgub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fasnellgub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fasnellgub.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Hide from red doves for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.