Flyhamboss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring wombat.

Flyhamboss created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Flyhamboss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flyhamboss, he will laugh at you.

Flyhamboss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flyhamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never wear violet coats.

3. Do not take Flyhamboss' name in vain.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Do not hurt manatees.