Vidtalbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, happy lobster.

Vidtalbus created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Vidtalbus, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidtalbus, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vidtalbus' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vidtalbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vidtalbus' priests.

2. You must love Vidtalbus.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not eat rice.