Jamdutflan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciless warg.

Jamdutflan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamdutflan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamdutflan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jamdutflan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jamdutflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Never feed lots of onions to birds while wearing white shirts.