Tengoffid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent wren.

Tengoffid created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tengoffid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tengoffid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tengoffid's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tengoffid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tengoffid.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Worship no other gods but Tengoffid.

4. Never skip near whales.

5. Never eat oranges.