Fasflapsog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair wolf.

Fasflapsog created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Fasflapsog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fasflapsog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fasflapsog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fasflapsog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always obey Fasflapsog's priests.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about dark energy near sharks while wearing red tights and balancing seven gold spheres on your head.

5. Fasflapsog loves dogs, so they must be respected.