Sakfemfid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured fairy.

Sakfemfid created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sakfemfid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sakfemfid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sakfemfid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sakfemfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Sakfemfid's priests.

4. You must love Sakfemfid.

5. Never hurt tapirs.