Gubhunzed is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, intelligent otter.

Gubhunzed created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubhunzed, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gubhunzed, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gubhunzed's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gubhunzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gubhunzed's priests.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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