Hapditdob is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, uncaring wren.

Hapditdob created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapditdob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hapditdob, she will turn you into a goat.

Hapditdob's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hapditdob's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hapditdob.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never leap near frogs.